Having too much time to think isn’t all that bad... or is it?

“I was enjoying a warm, crackling fire in my living room. And then it dawned on me... I don't have a fireplace.”

“My ex-wife would always criticize me for not being more open and honest. So I said, ‘okay, not only are you ugly, but those pants you have on make you look really fat.’ I really don’t remember much after that.”

“I hate it when people at work ask me, ‘Who died and made you the boss?’ because then I have to decide whether or not I should show them where the body is.’

“I was walking along the edge of the Grand Canyon with my atheist friend. He slapped me on the shoulder and said, ‘I don't believe in God!’ I told him I don't believe in gravity… and then I pushed him. Turns out I was wrong (so they say).”

Budding humorist, budding stand-up comedian, budding human being. Mark is budding his head against the walls of life to bring you what he assures himself is on everybody’s mind. Get a glimpse now before he gets nipped in the bud.